10 Double Meaning Dad Jokes

Here are the 10 double-meaning dad jokes for you:

• Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

• I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

• Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.

• I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

• Yo dad is so old, his family tree is a fossil record.

• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

• I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

• Yo dad is so ugly, when he looked in the mirror, the reflection begged for mercy and shattered into a million pieces!

• I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."

• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

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