Yo Daddy So Old Jokes Are Timeless | Laugh Unlimited

Are you ready for a blast with Yo Daddy Jokes from the past with some "Yo Daddy is so old" jokes? Buckle up because we're about to take a hilarious trip down memory lane! Imagine this: Yo daddy is so old, his birth certificate says 'expired'—I mean, who even keeps their birth certificate around that long? And get this, Yo daddy is so old, his memories are in black and white—talk about vintage! But wait, it gets better. Yo Daddy is so old, he knew Burger King when he was just a prince. Yeah, you heard that right, he probably taught him how to flip burgers! So, grab your time machine, and let's dive into these classic dad jokes that are older than your daddy's sense of humor!

•  Yo Daddy is so old, his birth certificate says 'expired'.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his memories are in black and white.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he sat next to Moses in third grade.
• Yo Daddy so Ugly, when he looked in the mirror, his reflection said, 'I quit!
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his social security number is 
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his certificate is written in Roman numerals.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his Christmas was the first Christmas.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he remembers when rainbows were in black and white.
•  Yo DaddyDaddyo is old, he watched the sunset on the first day of creation.
•  Yo Daddy Daddy is old, he used to babysit Yoda.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he owes Jesus a dollar.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he took his driver's test on a dinosaur.
•  Yo Daddy Daddy old, he walked into an antique store and they kept him.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he has a picture of Moses in his yearbook.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, when he was in school, history was called current events.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, when he farts, dust comes out.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his birthday cake looks like a historical landmark.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he remembers when the Dead Sea was just sick.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his birthstone is a dinosaur egg.
•  Yo Daddy so old, he remembers when the GrandEarthon was just a ditch.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, when he was in school, they didn't have history Daddy yet.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he remembers when emojis were called hieroglyphics.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he knew Shakespear he was just a teenager.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his memory is in the Smithsonian.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he remembers when the Great Wall of China was just okay.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he used to babysit George Washington.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he has a signed copy of the Bible.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he has a picture of Moses in his family album.
•  Yo Daddy was so old when he was born, the Dead Sea was just a drop of water, he remembers when the earth was just a baby planet.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he used to skateboard on stone tablets.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he remembers when the Pyramids were just built.
•  Yo DDaddyis so old, his social security number is 
•  Yo Daddy is so old, when he went to school, history class was called 'current events'.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he remembers when MTV played music videos.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his birth certificate is on a cave painting.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he remembers when the dinosaurs were just pets.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he remembers when the Big Bang was just a little pop.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his blood type is 'Dusty Positive'.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he knew Burger King when he was just a prince.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he remembers when the Great Wall of China was just 'okay'.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
•  Yo Daddy is so old, he took his driver's test on a dinosaur.