Small Medium at Large Jokes

1. Why did the small medium at large start a clothing line? Because she knew how to tailor her jokes!

   

2. What did the small medium at large say to the fortune teller? "You predict the future; I'll just aim for height!"

3. How does the small medium at large answer the phone? "Hello, vertically challenged psychic speaking!"

4. Why did the small medium at large become a chef? She could always dish out bite-sized humor!

5. What's the small medium at large's favorite type of movie? Short films—they're always brief and to the point!

6. Why did the small medium at large join a circus? She wanted to be the main attraction under the big top!

7. How does the small medium at large measure success? In inches, because she always rises to the occasion!

8. What did the small medium at large say when asked about her height? "I'm not short; I'm just compactly hilarious!"

9. How did the small medium at large become a detective? She was always good at cracking short cases!

10. Why did the small medium at large open a bakery? Because she knew the secret ingredient for a good joke: a pinch of wit!